January 2010
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My Movie Theater Hobby
My Hobby: Go and watch a movie midday when no one is in the theater, buy the largest popcorn/nachos/gummy bear box available, and throw pieces of food at the screen. I’d play this game to see if I could try and throw food into an actor’s mouth. It generally works 40% of the time… Of course, during the credits, I would pick up the majority of the food I throw out of courtesy to...
Jan 30th
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“Hate early. Must kill early.”
– Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
Jan 26th
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Running with Rover
A list of songs I would listen to while on the treadmill (in order): Girl and the Ghost, KT Tunstall Sign, Brown Eyed Girls Can’t Fight The Moonlight (Graham Stack Radio Edit), LeAnn Rimes Check Yes Juliet, We The Kings Brick By Boring Brick, Paramore Joker and the Thief, Wolfmother How Far We’ve Come, Matchbox Twenty Thick As Thieves, Dashboard Confessional Move to the Music,...
Jan 26th
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“Rhett: On a scale of one to ten, ten being like disemboweled, one being like a...”
– Rhett and Link, on Tattoo Pain
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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The Frozen Popsicle and The Bitch Seat →
Jan 22nd
All About Me and PostSecret →
Jan 22nd
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Mini Fridge
A tentative list of what I should stock my “new” mini fridge with: Dr. Pepper. Gotta love the DP. Milk for cereal. Arizona green tea w/ ginseng and honey, or Jackson’s urine as I like to call it. Mochi ice cream for when Piper comes over. Cheese, for those cheese quesadilla cravings. Strawberry preserves for those PB and J-less sandwiches. A box of baking soda, just so...
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Response to Taka on "A Tempting Proposition" II
If she wasn’t drunk and in no way trampish… Hell yes. I’d tap that. :D
Jan 18th
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Response to Taka on "A Tempting Proposition"
If the Smiley Stranger was a hot asian girl… … Then I would be more inclined to accept it, but probably still deny it. I wouldn’t want to “hang out” with someone that was drunk. XD;
Jan 18th
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A Tempting Proposition
FADE IN
Int-Apartment, Night, 1 AM
DAVID, brushing his teeth at the sink, hears a knock at the door. He walks over to answer the door. A SMILEY STRANGER, a young man of Indian descent, obviously drunk, appears at the door.
David: May I help you?
Smiley Stranger: (feeling his neck) Say, do you like Kalua?
David: No, sorry.
Smiley Stranger: (hand moves down to his chest) Well, you don't know what your missing... I make this wonderful drink where when it mixes with my "special" ingredient makes this amazing taste in your mouth...
David notices that the Smiley Stranger's hand is joined by his other hand, rubbing around his chest. David also notices how the Stranger's eyes are staring at him in an odd, come hither fashion, scanning from head to toe.
Smiley Stranger: (steps in the doorway) Well, there's a party right downstairs if you are interested?
David: No, thank you.
Smiley Stranger: What are you doing tonight?
David: Well, I'm just about to head off to bed...
Smiley Stranger: Say, you're new here aren't you? (puts hand on David's shoulder)
David: (flinches) Yes?
Smiley Stranger: (sighs and takes a step back) Well, I live downstairs if you ever want to hang out sometime.
David: Okay... Thanks...
The Smiley Stranger turns away to leave as David smiles awkwardly back at him and quickly shuts the door, shuddering in the process.
David: A tempting proposition, but pass...
SCENE
Jan 18th
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“So what took you so long? Does it really take thirty minutes to recharge your...”
– Lomo
Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
2 ½ x 3 Kaitlyns and Awesome Blogs →
Jan 13th
-justjess asked: why is taylor tagged in the mythbusters post?
Jan 13th
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“Our egos want us to believe we’re all snowflakes, that no two people are...”
– Thirteen, House
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
Tumblr: The Small Moments →
Jan 12th
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“Oh my god! This is simply orgasmic! … Are you finished?”
– Kaylah, after eating her Marini’s Panini
Jan 11th
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“You will be amazed by my Photoshopping… When I actually don’t use...”
– Taylor
Jan 11th
Not Goodbye →
Jan 10th
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Jan 8th
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No More Del Taco →
Blog No. 1: New Year’s Eve My New Year’s Eve was filled with the Burn Notice marathon and more packing. The only entertaining thing I’ve done was waste time posting some videos on some Facebook…
Jan 6th
New Layout, Same Rabbi →
Jan 6th
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New Year's Resolutions
Keep in contact with my friends, old and new, and my family. Be more assertive, academically and conversationally, maybe even take the dive into the dating world. Draw the portrait version of my “left sleeve tattoo.” Get into better shape. Possibly lose 20-30 lbs. Keep moving forward. To walk beyond the front yard despite the undying impulse to stay indoors, not because it’s...
Jan 3rd
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Jan 1st