January 2010
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My Movie Theater Hobby
My Hobby: Go and watch a movie midday when no one is in the theater, buy the largest popcorn/nachos/gummy bear box available, and throw pieces of food at the screen.
I’d play this game to see if I could try and throw food into an actor’s mouth. It generally works 40% of the time…
Of course, during the credits, I would pick up the majority of the food I throw out of courtesy to...
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Hate early. Must kill early.
– Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
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Running with Rover
A list of songs I would listen to while on the treadmill (in order):
Girl and the Ghost, KT Tunstall
Sign, Brown Eyed Girls
Can’t Fight The Moonlight (Graham Stack Radio Edit), LeAnn Rimes
Check Yes Juliet, We The Kings
Brick By Boring Brick, Paramore
Joker and the Thief, Wolfmother
How Far We’ve Come, Matchbox Twenty
Thick As Thieves, Dashboard Confessional
Move to the Music,...
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Rhett: On a scale of one to ten, ten being like disemboweled, one being like a...
– Rhett and Link, on Tattoo Pain
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The Frozen Popsicle and The Bitch Seat →
All About Me and PostSecret →
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Mini Fridge
A tentative list of what I should stock my “new” mini fridge with:
Dr. Pepper. Gotta love the DP.
Milk for cereal.
Arizona green tea w/ ginseng and honey, or Jackson’s urine as I like to call it.
Mochi ice cream for when Piper comes over.
Cheese, for those cheese quesadilla cravings.
Strawberry preserves for those PB and J-less sandwiches.
A box of baking soda, just so...
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Response to Taka on "A Tempting Proposition" II
If she wasn’t drunk and in no way trampish…
Hell yes. I’d tap that. :D
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Response to Taka on "A Tempting Proposition"
If the Smiley Stranger was a hot asian girl…
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Then I would be more inclined to accept it, but probably still deny it.
I wouldn’t want to “hang out” with someone that was drunk.
XD;
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A Tempting Proposition
FADE IN
Int-Apartment, Night, 1 AM
DAVID, brushing his teeth at the sink, hears a knock at the door. He walks over to answer the door. A SMILEY STRANGER, a young man of Indian descent, obviously drunk, appears at the door.
David: May I help you?
Smiley Stranger: (feeling his neck) Say, do you like Kalua?
David: No, sorry.
Smiley Stranger: (hand moves down to his chest) Well, you don't know what your missing... I make this wonderful drink where when it mixes with my "special" ingredient makes this amazing taste in your mouth...
David notices that the Smiley Stranger's hand is joined by his other hand, rubbing around his chest. David also notices how the Stranger's eyes are staring at him in an odd, come hither fashion, scanning from head to toe.
Smiley Stranger: (steps in the doorway) Well, there's a party right downstairs if you are interested?
David: No, thank you.
Smiley Stranger: What are you doing tonight?
David: Well, I'm just about to head off to bed...
Smiley Stranger: Say, you're new here aren't you? (puts hand on David's shoulder)
David: (flinches) Yes?
Smiley Stranger: (sighs and takes a step back) Well, I live downstairs if you ever want to hang out sometime.
David: Okay... Thanks...
The Smiley Stranger turns away to leave as David smiles awkwardly back at him and quickly shuts the door, shuddering in the process.
David: A tempting proposition, but pass...
SCENE
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So what took you so long? Does it really take thirty minutes to recharge your...
– Lomo
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2 ½ x 3 Kaitlyns and Awesome Blogs →
-justjess asked: why is taylor tagged in the mythbusters post?
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Our egos want us to believe we’re all snowflakes, that no two people are...
– Thirteen, House
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Tumblr: The Small Moments →
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Oh my god! This is simply orgasmic! … Are you finished?
– Kaylah, after eating her Marini’s Panini
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You will be amazed by my Photoshopping… When I actually don’t use...
– Taylor
Not Goodbye →
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No More Del Taco →
Blog No. 1: New Year’s Eve
My New Year’s Eve was filled with the Burn Notice marathon and more packing. The only entertaining thing I’ve done was waste time posting some videos on some Facebook…
New Layout, Same Rabbi →
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New Year's Resolutions
Keep in contact with my friends, old and new, and my family.
Be more assertive, academically and conversationally, maybe even take the dive into the dating world.
Draw the portrait version of my “left sleeve tattoo.”
Get into better shape. Possibly lose 20-30 lbs.
Keep moving forward. To walk beyond the front yard despite the undying impulse to stay indoors, not because it’s...
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